Saturday, July 18, 2009

misc junk lettin ya know i'm still alive

i found this video on you tube the other day, this gal is funny.




and here's a meme type thing my sis sent over -- i was sposed to do it by email -- but i'm desperate for blog material so i'll put it here -- if you wanna do it, let us know so we can go see yours.. k?

1. Name something you use in the shower? soap

2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? cup

3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? bird shit

4. Something a man might buy before a date? breath mints

5. What is another word for blemish? pimple

6. What is something you cook in the microwave? popcorn

7.. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? bed

8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? she has a car , and she'll be more than happy to let him "drive" it. :))

9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? humps legs

10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for? IQ test

11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? fire making (where pyros are made :))

12. Name a phrase with the word "home" in it. " home is where the heart is"

13. Name a sport where players lose teeth. soccer

14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day. make em read a love note they passed, in front of the class out loud

15. Name the person that is least likely to respond? don't know

16. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat? buzzard

17. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it? T-shirt

18. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? chapstick

19. Name the person that is most likely to respond? don't know

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so ---
have i mentioned the fact, that :


well, i DO --- i hate moving. i hate packing,
i hate all of it.








have i mentioned-
that i have reached THIS point?
if we had a bird, i would be her -
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(soulkids room is gonna be the death of me.)
that, or the arguing about it.












to lighten up on things----
has anyone actually ever seen
THIS ???
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Have you eaten it?
I've eaten some nasty stuff in the poor days,
BUT NEVER THAT.
i honestly think i would choose starvation above that THING.


ok folks , that's all i have time for, pitiful post, i know. but it beats a crybaby post -- which is what i could have easily done. so much to whine about , so little time. :))

happy weekends people!!! do everything i wanna do!!!!



5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Even though you grossed me out with that chicken, I am passing this along. you have probably seen it before:


A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to one of those big "everything under one roof" stores looking for a job. The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid said, "Sure, I was a salesman back home in Texas."

The boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to see how things went.

"How many sales did you make today?"

The young man replied without hesitating, "One."

The boss said, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"

The kid said, "$101,237.64."

The boss said, "$101,237.64?! What the hell did you sell?!"

The kid said, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Blazer."

Amazed, the boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a truck?"

"No, he came here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, 'Well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.''

SOUL said...

That's too funny. I needed that
thanks sue
btw. That chicken grosses me out too ugh.
Happy saturday

Smocha said...

That chicken will be giving me nightmares. UGH!

They used to actually give those canned whole chickens away at the guv'ment food place , along with the free cheese....or so I'm told.
I think I would rather starve!

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you've shared it twice now, i don't need to be reminded.
thanks
later