so of course, i couldn't not rise to the occasion.
here ya go--
A SOULFUL CHRISTMAS
It was the night before christmas and all through the house
The soul pets were mental, and spot ate the mouse.
Eevee and sushi were fighting like bears
While jitterbug sharpened her nails on the chair.
Soul checked on her girl, hell, she’s not in her bed
The vision of beating her flashed through her head.
She first checked the closet, the kitchen, then bath,
Only to realize the kid snuck out the back. She slapped the cat off the chair, kicked the dogs in the teeth,
She slapped the cat off the chair, kicked the dogs in the teeth,
Then woke up the soulman to go find their teen.
Off to the back door, he ran out in a dash,
His facial rosacia was flaring , it looked like a mask.
The soulman was pissed as he ran out in the cold,
Yelling for soulkid to get her ass home.
Then what to his wandering eyes did appear?
It was soulkid, two friends, and detective, dick greer.
With a sideways glance at her dad, so guilty and quick,
All three of the girls ran passed him and dick.
Inside the house they ran right into soul,
She knocked each of the girls, one by one to the floor.
Don’t move, soulkid, and You, and YOU little vixen,
Tell me, now where you’ve been, or it’s your ass that I’m kickin!
The kids had been out running the streets,
They Sat at the park, they said, but soul didn’t believe.
Soulman walked in from his talk with the cop
The girls looked up and laughed at him wearing his croks!
Soulkid said “dad, I’m so sorry you know,
I just can’t be scared of you wearing croks in the snow.”