Wednesday, February 27, 2008

he's trying to kill me


see that dog? well, remember how sweet my soulman has been being all this past week? taking such good care of me? watching over me? well guess what? that dog up there ?---- i have been informed that soulman is going to get THAT dog! it is a belgian melenois or some kinda thing. it'll prolly EAT sushi. he says it won't.. cuz "it's trained". ugh.
it's not like i didn't already just have a seizure or anything. is he trying for a heart attack now? i don't want a new dog-- especially a full grown.. dog LIKE THAT. a puppy? maybe. but later--maybe later--- not now. and not THIS.
does anyone want to adopt me??? or soulman? :))

tell me it's a phase. tell me he is dreaming. or it's a midlife crisis thing, and he'll buy a boat instead! :))

13 comments:

Cheryl said...

Please Mr. Soulman, we need our Soul to be in good spirits and health. This is a big doggie. Are you sure about this? Soul...have you seen the dog? What's the story? How are you doing tonight?

Mary said...

That dog looks pretty big. He should be an outside dog - for someone else. A new animal will stress the whole house.

I wish you could have been with us at the beach. I thought about you a lot. The Welbutrin can cause problems. It gave my DIL, Mary, had some pretty ugly problems, though not as serious as yours. Please take care of yourself.

Smocha said...

Oh how many mid life crisis's can one man have? lol

AND he's technically not even middle aged yet. :)

What is that thing? and where did he find it?

What'd you do today?
Are you getting over your flu thing?

Luv me

Janelle said...

that is so weird that he's doing that, because my bestest friend that i'm down here visiting wants one of those SO BAD. she says they're amazing. you might like it, you never know.

Anonymous said...

ha ha.. i thought mid-life crisis meant that a guy goes out and buys a porsche or some really ridiculously expensive sports car...but yeah that dog....it makes up for the "real" mid-life crisis....dont do it soulman...dont do it..... LOL

CRUSTY MOM-E said...

Dearest SoulHub,
Due to the recent Soulsickness, perhaps a better gift suited for our Soul would be the steamy fish fairy, or perhaps, for you, since you are very deserving of a special treat for being there for our Soul, is maybe a model car? A hotrod? How about a go-kart? Imagine the fun on a go-kart with you and SOultween.

But I fear for your pup sushi's life and the sanity of our dear Soul, should a new dog such as this one, come walking into your home.

Actually I'm just kidding all teasing aside, I'm certain whatever decision decided on, will be a lovely one indeed-but hide all your favorite possessions incase that dog wakes up to a bad case of the pms'es. :)

Bye Soul! I'll try and lurk!
Always,
Elizabeth

Karen said...

Ahhh he might be a real sookie, you never know. I bet if you really don't want him Soulman will listen. He isn't going to want to upset you at this point. A puppy certainly would be better but not until you are ready.

You must be going for that neuro appt soon yes? I've got everything crossed for you.

Smocha said...

Those are police dogs. So if he's trained ,I'm sure he's no dummy.

BTW ...grown and trained doesn't poop everywhere ,ignore commands and chew up everything you own. :)))

Where are you? and where's your update/??

love me

Anonymous said...

Sounds to me like he is just a normal guy who wants a dog that will protect the family when he is gone and possibly go on walks with him while he is trying to get in better shape. The dog is free... And I can not afford a midlife crisis... Still awaiting that Harley from when I turned 40...

:)

Don't worry about the boat Deary poo... someday, somehow, someway... perhaps when the other one is paid off... hehe.

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PS, thanks yall for supporting Soul while she is going though this tough time. We all appreciate you and you make our days brighter.

Regards

Portia said...

i hear ya, but i bet you will meet this dog and want to hate it and just not be able to. you will fall in looove and wake up every day to his tongue in your face ready for you to take him out and pick up his- oh wait. i was talking about how much you'd love him. truly, i hope if you get a dog it's one you love:)

Golden To Silver Val said...

I've heard about these dogs...they are getting extremely popular here for protection. They are very loyal to their families and especially the children of THEIR family. Sushi may have to be introduced carefully but once accepted, this dog will die for any of you.
Hope you're feeling better...and also hope the results of your tests will be OK. Prayers for you!! Hugs, Charlotte

Blur Ting said...

Heh heh, we women like puppies (it's a mommy's instinct) but men, they come home with big, grown up dogs! The same thing happened to my best friend's hubby. First he adopted a big beagle (not the cute miniature one) and then later, he adopted a much bigger one -an English Pointer. I wonder what he's going to adopt next...

EE said...

That is one monster doggie.
Monster doggie=Monster poopie:(