Sunday, May 24, 2009

and the fatness rolls...

i have good news-- and i have bad news---
the good news?
i got a fishy-- i got a fishy--- la la la la la...


so anyhow--- yep i couldn't resist. all the talk about goin fishin, i just had to. so i did. i fished the creek first, and lost at least three or four. i think they were perch. they were just to sneaky. so i moved on down the road to the pond. it took a while, but i got me one.

SEE?
not huge- but not bad either-
the fish, i mean.

ME, on the other hand -
am huge-- and bad.
:))

(do i look fat when i fish?)

i sure wish i could figure out why, and do somethin about it.
ugh-

i didn't feel to bad when i got home. not like lately.. bein all tired and ruined after goin somewhere-- especially fishin or shoppin or somewhere like that. so i told soulman i'd go see a movie with him while the girls shopped at the mall. but needless to say , in the hour or so it took them to finish gettin ready to go-- the more tired i got. so i back peddled my way out of that little deal. i just didn't want to spend ten bucks to sit in a theater and nap. which is what i knew would happen.
and that's about what i did too. as soon as they left i ate some lunch, and went to bed--- for hours. they left around noon--- i woke up at SIX !!! WTH is wrong with me lately. i wish i knew. seems like i wish i knew a lot lately huh? but, i know not a damn thing. not about me, or anyone else.

so tell me--- whatchya up to?
i'm just workin, and sleepin, and doin a little bit of fishin, a very little bit of catchin, havin some trouble sleepin at night-- prolly cuz i'm sleepin in the day... havin weird dreams--- the weird part of that-- is i remember them. i usually don't.
there's just weird stuff goin on. i reckon it'll change eventually-- all things do -- right?

welp peoples--- i think i shall attempt to go to bed. i think i was waking up pretty close to now this morning. how frustrating. i thought folks got more routine-ized in their old age. why am i so -- unbalanced all the time?? i wave hello00 at normal when i swing by --- and good- byeeee to normal as i pass on the pendulum, then rest at ok... rest at pretty shitty... swing by normal again... hellllooooo normal.
i could continue but i won't. i'll preserve any sanity of yours i haven't destroyed yet :))

gnight folks

17 comments:

Jamie said...

Would you please stop----you are not fat. Good heavens. Ugly fish btw---I mean, as ugly as they should be. I am happy you caught one. What movie didn't you see? Big screen, lots of seats.

Your hair is getting long...

Happy weekend friend.

xo

Smocha said...

Oh yeah ,you're about as fat as an Ethiopian refugee.Get out!

How'd you get so tan when it hasn't quit raining for months?

What's yer POD?

Love me

P.s. have you changed yer mind about the wedding?

SOUL said...

hiya j--
ummm... you wouldn't say that if you saw me-- or my scales. ugh. it's scary. pass the moo moo! :))

you know my fish is pretty. :)) you just pretend to not like them. plus you haven't seen one close up-- prett-ee fishee.

i passed on seeing "Terminator 500" seen one, seen em all. isn't one sequel-- or prequel or whatever enough? besides-- it wouldn't be the same without arnie-- and even if he was in it -- isn't he like 150 years old by now? ugh. the nap was better, by a longshot-

and yes-- i hate my hair-- it's all wrappin around my neck, and dry and brittle , not to mention falling out by the handful.

sorry-- guess i'm a little bitchy this morning.

but only when it comes to me i think-- how are YOU?
:))
happy weekend back-

Donna said...

You're Not fat!! Nice fish! Ya done Good!
Doing nothing here, thank goodness!hughugs

SOUL said...

smocha !!!
coffee me! i'm lazy and i can't get up!!! :))

like i said-- you haven't seen the scales! i am the fat of whales :))
i am the walrus--koo koo ka choo!

i'm not "tan" at all num skull.. i've hardly been outside in weeks. it's the pigmentation crap from the addisons. at least i have one perk from all this shit--i mean crap. a year round tan :))

i -- we -- would love to go to the wedding-- it's killin us we can't-- but y'all know we have to move at the same time. we just can't afford to go.
i hope y'all..especially the bride and groom understand. maybe they can have a big 1st anniversary party , maybe we can go then???

have they figured out they're honeymoon plans??

pod-- work work work...

SOUL said...

ola donna---
you seem to need a day of nothingness-- hope you have a good day of it--
you only say i'm not fat-- cuz you don't know what i'm sposed to look like :))

you like that fish? you really should see the fish we were catchin a while back-- someone started keeping em, and man it makes me mad. i'd go out there and catch 4 and five pound bass all day long. now i'm lucky to get 0ne 2 pounder. ugh. still fun though.

happy sunday

Mary said...

Couldn't help but notice your post was at 3:32 a.m. Almost 3:33.

The bad news is; old folks loose all track of normal - normal as in sleep routine, that is. The good news is; you ain't old yet. You got a long way to go. Also, you don't look fat fishin'.

Debbie said...

Dreams? Mine are getting weirder by the week. I just woke up from a nap and I was dreaming I was trying to impress some Japanese woman and it involved her son and porcelain tea pot and cups. WTF?

Come on. Let them at least resemble my boring life LOL

Glad you caught a fishy :)

SOUL said...

ummmmm... ya, i don't think i can beat that one deb. i might if i could remember the damn dreams NOW. i only remembered the last two, but now they're gone. guess i filled my head with too much stressful crap today.
japanese men and porcelain pots and impressing their moms.... hmmm, i'd almost pay to have that one interpreted. :))le your boring life--- try goin to the lake-- you nevah know who you might meat there. LOL

have a good night-- and sweet dreams :))
ahhhh-soooo :)) , perhaps it does resemb

SOUL said...

howdy mary-- what's up-- you got kids this weekend?
we're obviously not doin nuthin holiday-ish. maybe ribs on the egg tomorrow-- but who knows.
most the weight i've gained is in my belly-- i look six months prego-- ugh-- i hate it.. but i got it in my face too. is it meds, laziness, or middle age spread?
whatever it is it better go away -- or i'll be takin moo moo donations. :))

happy weekend
LBF

Cheryl said...

I think you look great in this picture. Your hair is long! I'm glad you got some fishing in. Aren't you glad you have something that you love to do?

CRUSTY MOM-E said...

actually I think you look great! FANTASTIC!! Seriously I do!! i love the length of your hair, the color in your face the healthyness of your cheeks..

tweets.. :)

Did you see that Kia has come out with a SOUL Car? I see the commercials all the time and think of you.

SOUL said...

hey cheryl--

i can't stand my hair-- it would be about three or four inches longer but i got it cut when i got back from jamies-- i almost got it back to my norm, but just couldn't at the time. i just had to get it out of my eyes and off my neck.
it drives me nuts. soulkid really wants me to grow it out, but i am "this" close to the ole soul style. i'm just not a long hair person. funny thing is every singly time i'm ready to to go get it cut off--- i have a good hair day! and don't do it. then it looks like crap again til i'm ready for a cut -- then i have another good hair day-- :)) you get the drill.

so anyways-- yes i do love having a passion. too bad it depends on the whether -- weather? -- wth? :))

i can't wait til we have the boat ready. seems like forever since we've been on the lake. but, leaving her alone for long periods of time has kind of become a problem for us. she's not been doing anything-- but it's hard to regain that trust again ya know. that's gonna take some time i'm afraid.

anyhow-- any big plans for today?
have a good one-

SOUL said...

hahaha crusty-- that's what soulman said when i asked him if i looked fat---
you look healthy!
hmmmm

yes i have seen the soul-- i WANT one. oh how i wish it was out when i was car shoppin. i woulda bought it in a heartbeat--it is soooo cute! i did a post on it a while back when it first came out. i think it's only like 14 grand too. it would hold all my fishin stuff, my fam, and my dogs-- wth was i thinkin when i got such a small car??
now i'm upside down-- forever. by the time i can buy a soul, it won't be worth a damn. not that it is now-- many banks won't even finance a kia. isn't that weird.
oh well... i still want one. i'll get one when i win the lotto.

happy monday-- you doin anything?

Golden To Silver Val said...

I think you look healthy too....compare that picture to the ones of you at Christmas...you look much healthier, that's for sure! If you think you're fat....come stand by ME. I'll make you look like a size 0. I'm what the Portugese peasant farmers would look for in a woman....short, big hips, lots meat on her bones. Good for working the fields and bearing sons. Unfortunately....or maybe fortunately....I don't live in Portugal. Bwha ha ha ha ha ha.

SOUL said...

aahhhaaa, that's funny charlotte--
i hope you're havin a good day.
wish you were here to eat some baby back ribs with us-- then we could fight over who gets the best moo moo haha.
laterz-

SOUL said...

and btw-- i had just had a blood clot at christmas of course i looked like hell.
i'll find a good pic to compare tho.