(y'all remember this lovely scene dontchya?)
from 'Carrie' the mom telling Carrie if she went to the prom?
"They're gonna laugh at you !!"
well anyhow --- i have to admit, that is exactly how i felt this morning, and also exactly the first thing i thought to say... at 3- frickin - thirty in the morning. right after a crated overnight -- due to bad behavior - Eevee -- woke me up BARKING. Ugh. i was already in a not so perfect mood.
THEN... i walk in the kitchen to make coffee. BUT -- what do my horrified eyes find??? YEP, you guessed it.... about two cups of yesterdays coffee in the pot , and an empty -- yes, EMPTY... coffee container on the counter. OMG this just couldn't be happening. but -- it was. at 330 a.m. on a sunday. i nuked me a cuppa, and slowly walked into my office.... well, is there any other way to walk in the morning? especially when ya never know what kind of treat one of the three uncrated animals may have left for me?? ugh. so. you're wonderin if i found anything horrifying, aintchya? haha--- of course, i DID !!!!
and this is when i turned into Gran Gran !!! -- oh so sorry. i mean.. Carries mother -- :))
remember my chairs i mentioned a few days ago? the new/ yet used ones i bought for my office? ugh. just in the matter of days since my sis was here, they look ten times worse. seriously. and she can vouch for me. they look really good-- if you can avert your eyes from where the cats attack them -- the fronts of the arms -- when no one is around to kill them.... i mean discipline them. so anyhow-- i go in there to what i thought, wake up a little , have some coffee, and a cig etc.... i see the ripped up chairs... both cats curled up on one like they own it. can we say "Queen Earlene?" i nearly went into a "can't have nuthin!" -- rage. i threw the cats off one by one and scolded them like they new what i was saying! -- i really am losin it folks.
but seriously--- i AM gonna laugh at them when their nails are completely GONE-- forever and always!!! especially as i watch their confused little faces as they attempt to rip up my walls, and my furniture--- and nuthin happens.
i wonder sometimes if they are really evil and do it cuz they know how much i hate it. i have spent hundreds of dollars on stuff they are allowed to scratch on-- they won't touch it. stuff that i pay for that I am supposed to enjoy? oh no... they love to tear that up. til there's nothing left. oooooh.... i was soooo pissed off.... i just may have to crate the cat's for one more week til they have their nails done. seriously. these chairs won't be worth keeping if i don't do something ... SOON. i just don't get it.
they just hate me.
anyhow-- i'm done with my rant--- well, that one. another may crop up later-- ya never know. right?
so anyhow-- the tourney yesterday--- no luck. we did catch fish-- just didn't win. the deal was, big fish, and little fish... then the top 7 got prizes..... well... i got one fish-- he didn't even squeek by as legal (14 inches) -- as for soulman... he actually caught a LOT of fish. he had maybe 4 in the livewell.. two sqeekers for 'big fish' haha. and two spots for smallest. by the end of the tourney-- you know i was toast. he wasn't far behind. the day itself was finally a nice day. it's been raining for a week straight-- no kidding. finally no rain.. we appreciated that-- and i was just happy to be outside-- and not driving. ugh.
anyhow-- we ran by someone hubby knew-- he said he had one that was about 4 1/2 pounds--- we knew we were no where close to that-- we'd be lucky if our biggest weighed ONE pound. hah. so at the time to head to weigh in we hadn't got anything bigger-- or smaller--- so we just let the fish go-- and we didn't even bother to go to weigh in. we just loaded up and headed home.
turns out the winner took it with an eight pounder--- THAT my friends is a BIG fish. i have yet to catch one that size. still a mere dream in my foggy mind.
we got food on the way home-- and i was the lazy slob that i had been longing to be-- for the whole rest of the night. ahhhhh.
not that it worked out well... but it worked. i plan to remain vertical, at least somewhat so , today. tomorrow..... ugh.... tomorrow.
i'll keep you posted on that. k.
hope y'all have a happy sunday----
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(even I couldn't eat an 8 pound steak!
i might wanna try sometime :))
(whoever identifies THIS -
gets a mystery prize !
really-- give it a whirl. :))
sorry-- this is a re-run
but it was YUMMY
chile verde stew
and ass but not least
umm, you know what i mean :))
that's a mounted dear ass!
jerky anyone??
Bon' Apetite'
THEN... i walk in the kitchen to make coffee. BUT -- what do my horrified eyes find??? YEP, you guessed it.... about two cups of yesterdays coffee in the pot , and an empty -- yes, EMPTY... coffee container on the counter. OMG this just couldn't be happening. but -- it was. at 330 a.m. on a sunday. i nuked me a cuppa, and slowly walked into my office.... well, is there any other way to walk in the morning? especially when ya never know what kind of treat one of the three uncrated animals may have left for me?? ugh. so. you're wonderin if i found anything horrifying, aintchya? haha--- of course, i DID !!!!
and this is when i turned into Gran Gran !!! -- oh so sorry. i mean.. Carries mother -- :))
remember my chairs i mentioned a few days ago? the new/ yet used ones i bought for my office? ugh. just in the matter of days since my sis was here, they look ten times worse. seriously. and she can vouch for me. they look really good-- if you can avert your eyes from where the cats attack them -- the fronts of the arms -- when no one is around to kill them.... i mean discipline them. so anyhow-- i go in there to what i thought, wake up a little , have some coffee, and a cig etc.... i see the ripped up chairs... both cats curled up on one like they own it. can we say "Queen Earlene?" i nearly went into a "can't have nuthin!" -- rage. i threw the cats off one by one and scolded them like they new what i was saying! -- i really am losin it folks.
but seriously--- i AM gonna laugh at them when their nails are completely GONE-- forever and always!!! especially as i watch their confused little faces as they attempt to rip up my walls, and my furniture--- and nuthin happens.
i wonder sometimes if they are really evil and do it cuz they know how much i hate it. i have spent hundreds of dollars on stuff they are allowed to scratch on-- they won't touch it. stuff that i pay for that I am supposed to enjoy? oh no... they love to tear that up. til there's nothing left. oooooh.... i was soooo pissed off.... i just may have to crate the cat's for one more week til they have their nails done. seriously. these chairs won't be worth keeping if i don't do something ... SOON. i just don't get it.
they just hate me.
anyhow-- i'm done with my rant--- well, that one. another may crop up later-- ya never know. right?
so anyhow-- the tourney yesterday--- no luck. we did catch fish-- just didn't win. the deal was, big fish, and little fish... then the top 7 got prizes..... well... i got one fish-- he didn't even squeek by as legal (14 inches) -- as for soulman... he actually caught a LOT of fish. he had maybe 4 in the livewell.. two sqeekers for 'big fish' haha. and two spots for smallest. by the end of the tourney-- you know i was toast. he wasn't far behind. the day itself was finally a nice day. it's been raining for a week straight-- no kidding. finally no rain.. we appreciated that-- and i was just happy to be outside-- and not driving. ugh.
anyhow-- we ran by someone hubby knew-- he said he had one that was about 4 1/2 pounds--- we knew we were no where close to that-- we'd be lucky if our biggest weighed ONE pound. hah. so at the time to head to weigh in we hadn't got anything bigger-- or smaller--- so we just let the fish go-- and we didn't even bother to go to weigh in. we just loaded up and headed home.
turns out the winner took it with an eight pounder--- THAT my friends is a BIG fish. i have yet to catch one that size. still a mere dream in my foggy mind.
we got food on the way home-- and i was the lazy slob that i had been longing to be-- for the whole rest of the night. ahhhhh.
not that it worked out well... but it worked. i plan to remain vertical, at least somewhat so , today. tomorrow..... ugh.... tomorrow.
i'll keep you posted on that. k.
hope y'all have a happy sunday----
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ugh-OH
as usual, i forgot about the photo challenge-
but= at least this time i did take the pix...
ERG....
the subject?
MY favorite-- and YOURS
FOOD !!!!!!
(sorry but ya have to click on em)
as usual, i forgot about the photo challenge-
but= at least this time i did take the pix...
ERG....
the subject?
MY favorite-- and YOURS
FOOD !!!!!!
(sorry but ya have to click on em)
(even I couldn't eat an 8 pound steak!
i might wanna try sometime :))
(whoever identifies THIS -
gets a mystery prize !
really-- give it a whirl. :))
sorry-- this is a re-run
but it was YUMMY
chile verde stew
and ass but not least
umm, you know what i mean :))
that's a mounted dear ass!
jerky anyone??
Bon' Apetite'
19 comments:
I'll be thinking about you tomorrow (Monday). Jest take a deep breath and try to relax.
Re the mystery picture: Please tell me you didn't eat that. If you did I hope it isn't what I think it might be.
I know ! It's Yak penis! Right?
lol , no really , i think it's calamari, some kind of chowder and bread with dipping sauce.Did I win? did I win??
Why don't you cover both of those chairs up with a balnket for the next week? Blanket, tarp aluminum foil, anything.
I remember having a 5 pound bass in my bathtub ,overnight one time and that thing was HUGE! as long as the tub almost.
speaking of "they're gonna laugh at you" , yesterday while I was taking pictures of OTHER peoples fashions, it occured to me "holy crap, I'm representing America, I can (should)never go around looking like crap."
Because as soon as I speak , people (especially young ones) go "You're not from here, where are you from?"
Yikes!
And when they hear "America" they are all thrilled. "Oh, I's love to go there, I've only seen it in films."
I better pull my scroungy self together :)
ok, well, now that I posted in your box......have a lovely day .
BTW ,this time diff REALLY sucks.
love me
It looks like squid rings!
Girl child...is it Fried Calimari??
And your pictures are Great!!! Glad you remembered!!hughugs
pig intestines?
pass me that recipe for the chili! :)
and you must capture the kitties when they are clawless so we all can ahh haa at them with you. :)
squid?
I want to know how to make the chili too!
Great food challenge pics, even the deer's ass. :-)
mary-- i can only wonder what your guess is-- do tell.. :))
but yep we ate it-- and it was yummaayyy-
yep-- today--- ugh.
i wonder if it's too late to cancel???
smocha--- how did you know? !!!!
YAK PENIS ! LOL-
NO- it really was fried calamari -- good guess-- but it looks like everyone else knew that too---
but since you were the first to guess -- you can have the mystery prize. :))
now, if only i could think of what it might be :)) surely nothing i would have to actually mail all the way to England. hmmm. i'll get back to ya on that.
yes-- a blanket - why didn't i think of that? hmmmmmmmm.
anyhow-- represent your country well missy--
luv me-
S--Soul--
right-O..
but smocha beat ya to it.
man it's good stuff.
happy monday--
donna ! "girl child..."
that made me laugh. you surely are a southerner-- :))
happy monday to ya-
ok-- i'll put the recipe up soon-- crusty-- it's yummy-
eeewwweeeee brenda !
pig intestines? GAG ME!!!! NO!
(fried calamari ) :))
haha.. i almost spewed coffee when i saw your guess. haha.
what do they call that? "tripe" oooh... eat up!
have a great day-
oops -- crusty was the one that said pig intestines-- my bad--
just like i said before--- find a rockin chair and shove me in my attic--- :))
TWEET
"Tripe" is pig stomach - "Chittlings" is pig intestines.
Enough old fart Southern info. I wouldn't eat either tripe or chittlings. YUCK!!
Ugh.. can't venture a guess on the mystery meat.
As for the cats.. oh boy do I feel your pain. I bought a beautiful (used) couch set for my front room. They now look like they were used in a fraternity party of tigers in pms.
It was 3:33 the other day and I thought of you. ;)
mary-- thanks for the --- never - eat- this- lesson.
eeewwwweeee... i have and never will eat that crap either. ugh-- cause for starvation.. thank you.
is today an R day? if so-- i hope it goes well, and you handle it well. how much longer?
happy tuesday LBF
moo ha-- isn't it like a repetitive punch in the gut when they -- the cats-- do that stuff?
UGH
one more week---- i can't wait !
happy tuesday!
G'day Soul. You're sounding good girl and though you didn't do too well in the tourny at least the weather behaved for you.
hey gypsy!!!
yep--if we woulda gone thru all that to fish in the rain, i just might not be so chipper :O
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