Thursday, August 16, 2007

oh.. i almost forgot (TH pt 2)


NO, thank God, This is NOT my house. it IS the house directly across the street though. so, easily could have been mine. unless of course, it was someone who knew them, and targeted their house. theirs was the only one, at least on this street, that got it.

after the initial thought of "haha they got toilet papered"! (yes i am quite juvenile at times.) i then thought... holy crap (ha, skuze the pun).. oh man, what if they would've done my house? how in the hell would i clean that stuff off... i have never had to do that before, but i do imagine it is not an easy task.
then, i realized... oh my... i used to do that to people when i was younger! how thoughtless of me! haha. but anyhow... must be nice to be young and take risks like that.
but how it sucks to be old now, and fear the thought of one day having to somehow get toilet paper out of MY trees, when my own kid pisses off another.
ahhhh life. aint it great?



an oh,.... looks good huh?

oh, and how bout this???? would this be brave? or stupid?
bruschetta for breakfast! it was great goin down, but surely the reflux will be diasterous!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yum ...looks good . and extremely elegant on that paper plate. lol

Ha ha ...I remember all the houses we toilet papered back in the day. oh the shame!!!

EE said...

We used to go papering all the time as teens. I can't imagine cleaning it up after a rain, can you?
Speaking of rain, I hear the weather is not so great down your way...

SOUL said...

it was good.. but the three gaviscon i had to take for the reflux that attacked me wasn't quite so yummy. nor is the garlic breath that will remain with me for three days!

yes i know.. the disposable china.. nothing but the best for me!

and i know.. oh the shame.. and the karma that will surely be mine some day. ugh. i already dread it. maybe if i beg forgiveness it will never happen to me???

EE said...

What ever happened with the ants?

SOUL said...

look, it's tropical storm Erin !!
i know... and that would be my first thought.. would be to try to "wash it off"... gawd i am moron!

nope.. the weather is the best it's been for a week !! i don't know what the temp is... but for once, it doesn't feel like an oven. if i had the gumption, i'd go fish for a while, but i've done wore myself out !

cleaning, laundry, errands, dishes, etc, ... i'm done. i could probably take a nap.. but my sheets are in the washer. (yes i have more.. too lazy to look for em!)

latha

SOUL said...

oh the friggin ants !
well... i have checked and re-checked my closet... haven't seen anymore there..yet. i imagine i will.. cuz i am me..and of course i haven't vacuumed or moved everything around yet. cuz i've been doing other things.. and am also just too afraid to face that shit right now.

but last night... i went into the kitchen, to fix dinner.. and what do i see???? about 100 ants all over the counter ! i was sooo pissed! they were all in one area though. i don't know what was so delicious there... but i i sprayed them, and of course had to then wash all the counters and stove for my fear of everyone dying from ant killer poisoning. even though i know better...
ant size..= almost invisible
human size in comparison= a lot bigger
poison potential = approximately none
gawd i am brilliant. erg. how have i survived this long?

josie2shoes said...

If toilet papering a house was the worst thing kids did now days, we would be blessed! We used to think it was so scandalous to do things like that! LOL It actually comes down pretty easy, Soul, just give a good tug - unless it rains first - then it can get kinda messy! I remember one time our whole highschool building and grounds got TP'd (no I wasn't in on it but wish I would have been). No security on school campus back then!

Yes, the bruchetta does look delicous, as far as I'm concerned anything is fair game for breakfast - except eating it with the mismanagement team - that sure ruins the enjoyment. :-( I swear those women can rattle on about nothing for hours and hours - makes me go crazy!!

Hope the reflux didn't get ya, are you gonna do more fishing this weekend?

Oh, on the MMPI - as I recall I didn't answer the questions all totally honestly - I was big into putting on my "I'm perfectly normal" act back then. But further into the test I couldn't remember my first answers, so I'm sure I failed miserably. Though there is not really a pass/fail grade on this one - more of a how far gone are you type measurement! Pretty far in my case, but we don't need a test to know that! :-)

SOUL said...

ya, too bad tp'ing isn't the worst the kids do these days huh jos.

the breakfast did do me in.. but that's what gaviscon is for right?
now, if only i knew what to do about the dragon breath. good lawd!

true false pass fail... money no money... hmmm... who knows? i still haven't had a chance to google it. or it's relevance to any diagnosis/prognosis... etc. personally i think it's bullshit.

anyhow..
i need visene, and a nap... and a pain pill.
and a maid. and a massage. and a big fat steak would be very good too. very very good in fact. hmmmm. the only one of those i listed that is even close to grabbing hold of is a nap. and even that seems a bit difficult right now. but i'm sure thinkin about it.

Portia said...

sounds like they were targeted to me. at least you got to have the fun back whenever you did...if it happened to me i'd be pissed AND bitter cause i was never on the giving end...maybe i should go make up for that...

i just discovered what bruschetta is last year (slow, i know) and it's now one of my favorites...sooo yummy:)

SOUL said...

yes, DO go make up for it now , before it's too late, and you do end up a bitter ole hag... cuz your kids will one day piss someone off, and your house will get it.

better yet... your kids may do what i did once... and do YOUR house... only to make them look innocent because every other house on the street got hit ! LOL. shhhhh. (i actually got busted for that.. a bit too obvious maybe?) hmmm

anyhow... yep.. i knew i misspelled that! bruSchetta. yep good stuff ! it's expensive yo get in a restaurant , but pretty darn easy to make at home. but boy oh boy... ya bettah cover that shit up in the fridge!!!! phew !
c ya

Jamie said...

Man oh Man that looks good to me, but it isn't breakfast time....

SOUL said...

it was breakfast when i ate it jamie. :)
and it was also leftover from last night... i opened the fridge, and the smell of garlic damn near knocked me ovah! so i said hmmm... guess i should eat that! so i did.
whaddayadoin???