Tuesday, December 23, 2008

hamburger burgermeister





well shit wth is wrong with this thing? i don't see this happen to anyone else. the blue, and mysterious underlining, or bold text. or whatever this thing decides to do.
see that? i didn't do nuthin to make it change or be blue or none of that.

but anyhow... who cares right?

i didn't come in here to bitch about that anyways. nope, i came in here to bitch about other stuff :))

just kiddin. i hope to not bitch about nuthin. this time. i actually don't know what i'm gonna say. i sure have been havin a hard time writin lately. seems there's just really nothin goin on worth tellin the world about, ya know.

i could tell ya that i did get my thyroid nucularly scanned today. i asked what the machine was called; it's a gamma camera. hmmmm. wasn't it gamma rays that made the hulk turn into the hulk?? interesting. the machine looks a lot like an MRI kinda sorta.


it didn't take very long to do the test. the first one was all waiting. once i got in there and took the pill, i was done. so it was literally a ten second appointment. but of course there was the lovely paperwork to do first too. that's always fun...and time consuming.
then we had to go back for the actual scans at 12:30. that took a while. maybe 35-45 minutes, then it was done. but still--- we have to go back and do it all over again tomorrow. woo hoo. well, all except the pill. at least i think not. hell, i don't even remember. i think it's just for more scans. i don't even care. i just wanna know if anything's there that i need to worry about, and if not, let me move the hell on down the road. ya know ?




ya know what? i lied. i do have to bitch. at least a little.

it's true. not only mine either. all of them. every last one that i come in contact with. let's send them all away somewhere til they're 18. no, make that 21. from twelve to twenty one teenagers can just go live somewhere else. we can even give them Hawaii. turn em loose out there, with the sand and the sun and the surf and the pot and all the trouble they can find. maybe if they don't jump into an active volcano we will get them back when they aren't idiots anymore. hmmm. it's a thought.

so. i bet everyone is all ready for christmas right? groceries are bought, ready to go? presents all wrapped and under the tree? pies baked, cookies made? stockings stuffed?
oh man, i feel worse and worse with each word i write. why? cuz we are soooo not ready. nothings wrapped. no groceries are bought. no meat marinating. no stockings stuffed. no pies or cookies have been baked---or even bought.
but hey--we got the tree up !!! that's somethin, right? no?
hmmm.
well come help me ! hurry. cuz this is what i look like lately ---



and i'm runnin outta time....gilbert

happy almost christmas!
hope you're all ready :))

21 comments:

Cheryl said...

Woo hoo I don't have to do anything to get ready for Christmas cause I'm not doing anything. Don't hate!

SOUL said...

LOL cheryl-- i do hate-- i hate everything.
bah---
i'm just tired.
i'm not a hater.
i'll catch up with ya tomorrow--
g'night.

ac said...

I'm with you on the teenager thing. Except I think we should keep Hawaii, and send them all to Guam. Ha! Hope you are feeling well. Get through tomorrow's test and then REST! Hugs! ac

Raine said...

F*** X-mas, I'm going fishing. Hope you have a happy one

Smocha said...

I say we send them all to work in leper colonies. Bwa ha ha!

I am NOT ready for Christmas either. Not that we're really having one. But I will need groceries. And I get to walk to go get them. gah!

love me

EE said...

Teenagers scare the crap out of me, too!

Anonymous said...

Hey there Soul

I am making my Christmas rounds (a bit like Santa) as my Christmas Day starts in about 5 and a half hours.

I have a couple more presents to wrap when I'm done with my blog visits but other than that I'm ready. We are going to my sisters and all I have to make is a potato salad. We're doing a cold Christmas lunch this year complete with crayfish, prawns, chicken and ham and a boatload of salads. Sounds yummy huh?

I hope you and the Soul clan have a wonderful Christmas and just think, this year will be over in a little more than a week. Hallelujah I say. Big hugs Soul for better tomorrows.

Summer said...

Merry Christmas to you and your family.

Jamie said...

Missing you this morning - and if I'm not mistaken, is that A GLOW I see coming from the Texas area? Could it be YOU?

Hmmm...

:)

xo

Mary said...

Hey, LBF, as usual I'm a day late and a dollar short. Santa came to my house yesterday and I love what he brought. It's a perfect fit for my new Onkyo remote. I was looking for someplace for the remote other than just laying on top of the receiver. Thank you so much, Santa, I love you.

That screaming kid (pic in your blog) was me yesterday. Today I'm not screaming but my hair is standing on end.

Brad said...

Merry Christmas Soul! Don't sweat the little stuff, just enjoy the time.

The Real Mother Hen said...

Oh yeah, it's snowing, and I'm ready for Christmas :)

SOUL said...

holy crap there's lotsa peeple in here !!!
just as i was feelin all down and sorry for myself. look atchya.
i love you guys ya know??

i do hope y'al have great christmases... and better new years than 08.

lets all let 2008 kiss our asses on the way out eh?
ugh. never a worse year. i really don't think there has been. especially for so many .

lawdy lawdy--

happy christmas

motha--- go throw snowballs at brad-- only cuz you're closest-- nuthin personal brad-- i'd do it, i just can't reach ya.

:))

gypsy--- the card you sent was the prettiest card i think i ever have ever ever seen... thank you.


yep jamie-- i is-a glowin, and i'm tired too. wow am i tired. nap ready tired.

raine i'm with you-- screw this and let's go fishin !!

ac-- how bout neither-- lets send them all to antarctica-- let em know how good they got it when they come back-- well.. unless they're goin to iowa or somethin LOL

smocha, how cold is it over there? how is cavuto? why do you walk everywhere? how far is it? burrrrrrr. and surely you'll do a little something for christmas? a meal? one gift? visit the cat.

EE-- merry christmas to you too--

and you too summah!

mary-- no prob, that thing just flew into my cart and said to sand it to your place. said santa wouldn't bring you nuthin this year cuz you were too naughty. :))

bye all
happy christmas
everyone has to eat lotsa yummy stuff for me

i'm finally DONE with all my stuff
WOO HOO

SOUL said...

hey gypsy-- what about the lobster? toss that on the barbie, and i'm there !!! :))
i hope it is/was great -- for all of you !!!!
hugssss!!

ac said...

Merry Christmas! I put up a post just for you. :)

Jamie said...

Merry Christmas to my best friend!

xo

:)

SOUL said...

I'M ON MY WAY ac... :))

merry christmas TO YOU TOO (AGAIN :)) )

SOUL said...

JAMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ---

and a very happy christmas to my besT friend tewwwwwwwwwww.

be careful today, and have a mahvelous, and happy time. you girls better laugh like mental patients today-- and i wanna hear all about it. !!

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ox

Golden To Silver Val said...

Merry Christmas to you and your family, Soul-friend. I hope the New Year brings you much happiness. Teenagers? I'd like to put them all in segregated prison camps where they actually have to do CHORES. Teenagers are horrible little people. Thank God, its not permanent. Much love to you. xxoo Charlotte

SOUL said...

charlotte--i'm laughin too hard to respond right now
HAHAHA

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

AND BIG HUGS AND THANK YOU FOR THE AWESOME GIFT. IT'S PERFECT !!!
XO

SOUL said...

AND JAMIE/OR BUCKET :) BWA HAHAHA

I LOVE WHAT YOU SENT TOO !!! YOU COULD DITTO WHAT YOU SAID-- PERFECT TIMING.
AND I LOVE IT--

LOVE YOU TOO PAL
OXOX