i can never refuse a challenge --
so of course, i couldn't not rise to the occasion.
here ya go--
A SOULFUL CHRISTMAS
It was the night before christmas and all through the house
The soul pets were mental, and spot ate the mouse.
Eevee and sushi were fighting like bears
While jitterbug sharpened her nails on the chair.
Soul checked on her girl, hell, she’s not in her bed
The vision of beating her flashed through her head.
She first checked the closet, the kitchen, then bath,
Only to realize the kid snuck out the back.
She slapped the cat off the chair, kicked the dogs in the teeth,
Then woke up the soulman to go find their teen.
Off to the back door, he ran out in a dash,
His facial rosacia was flaring , it looked like a mask.
The soulman was pissed as he ran out in the cold,
Yelling for soulkid to get her ass home.
Then what to his wandering eyes did appear?
It was soulkid, two friends, and detective, dick greer.
With a sideways glance at her dad, so guilty and quick,
All three of the girls ran passed him and dick.
Inside the house they ran right into soul,
She knocked each of the girls, one by one to the floor.
Don’t move, soulkid, and You, and YOU little vixen,
Tell me, now where you’ve been, or it’s your ass that I’m kickin!
The kids had been out running the streets,
They Sat at the park, they said, but soul didn’t believe.
Soulman walked in from his talk with the cop
The girls looked up and laughed at him wearing his croks!
Soulkid said “dad, I’m so sorry you know,
I just can’t be scared of you wearing croks in the snow.”
He glared down at the girls as they giggled and chirped
While he tried to look angry it just didn’t work.
There were three teenage girls laughing at his feet
He was caught in the middle, with no one to meet.
He burst out in laughter , extending a hand,
soulkid reached from the floor as he helped her to stand.
he sent all the girls to his now half grown kids’ room ,
and said to his wife “what the hell will we do?
the cop got them for curfew , but God knows what’s next,
we know that you’re cursed, now that’s got me perplexed.”
Soul looked up at the soulman, and saw in his eye,
That his little girl growing up had made the man cry.
So many years have now seemed to slip through,
Now there’s so much not done that these parents should do.
Soul lit a cigarette , the man ate some fudge,
Both watching in silence as sushi shat on the rug.
Horrible tunage blared through soulkids walls,
Right into the living room causing soul to bawl.
she was stressing, and achin, and about to crack up,
the music would kill her if it wasn’t shut off!
With a flip of his wrist, he threw open his cell,
soulman texted the kid to shut down stereo hell.
she didn’t text back , but the noise it did cease,
to the soul-parents amazement they were finally at ease.
the man locked the windows , and set the alarm,
then said goodnight to the girls, threatening bodily harm.
if they were to leave in the hours of the night,
he was hoping they knew it would be their last time.
then with a grin he backed out of the door,
no giggles or chirping sounds this time for sure.
he went to his wife and he wished her night to be well,
then he spoke into her ear, welcome dear to teen hell.
BMB 12-17-08
