so, what's goinin on peeps?
i'm late gettin around to read-- and to post--as you can see.
we had a pork butt problem earlier. the big ole chunk of pork that i got a few days ago-- with plans of slappin it on the smoker for about ten hours-- yep that one... well, hubby got it out to get it ready-- and guess what? it expired--- on the 11th. i bought it AFTER that. my EYES. i swear i checked that date. so anyhow-- soulman and i had to fight about, i mean, decide which one of us would be the unlucky one to go take it back. it wasn't me. :))
i bought it the first time.
anyhow-- my biggest plan for the day is to clean my stupid kitchen... and eat a pigs ass for dinner. :))
i KNOW it's a shoulder-- i don't know why they call it an ass.. i mean butt. do you?
ok, i have just been informed that i have pork butt guard duty. gareat. i am not a grill master-- never have been, never claimed to be, never will be. but i was just given the low-down on the egg . i am now the quartermaster of a big green egg. at least for a while. this oughtta prove interesting. he will be back before it's ready, but if i screw it up-- i will nevah live it down.
main reason being--- he burnt the chicken on it last night-- and i kinda razzed him about it. soooo. if i forget or do somethin wrong with this-- he will nag me for the rest of my life about how not only did i buy a rotten pigs ass... but ruined the second one too.
hmmmm.
(not mine--but close)
well... i guess on that note i will go clean my kitchen... fun stuff, i know... but nobody else will do it. well, unless you wanna come do it???
happy sunday y'all
20 comments:
a rotten pigs ass! you have to spend some time here to see all the things that can happen if one is *YOU*:):) good luck with smokin that thang...butt or shoulder i have no idea, but it sounds like it will be goooood when it's done! i hope you're having a good fatrenoon:)
Harry always mans the grill. He won't let me near his domain. Ask me if I care. Not! I enjoy the slant you put on things and I especially love the title of this post. We have boston butt once in a while. Just wait - the menu board will always say "pigs ass". I love it.
That does look like my sink now but it's usually fairly neat.
portia---
i think you're right--- ya better watch out though, i think i'm learning that in getting too close to me, the "it's cuz i am me" thing-- rubs off !!!
and ummm.. yep-- it WOULD be good-- and alm0st done too-- IF the grill didn't burn out--- before soulman got back. :((
he is out now-- buying more charcoal. and we will be goin out to eat tonight-- while the pigs ass cooks overnight :))
i KNEW something would go wrong-- just knew it.
oh well.. he'll never trust me to grill again-- boo hoo.
hope your day is great!
(fatrenoon) :))
hey mary---
obviously, that's how it normally is here too-- i don't even know how to light the damn thing....
guess i won't have to worry about it for a while tho-- i'm sure i've lost that job :))
boston butt eh? is that the same thing?
my sink always looks like that :(( except between washing the dishes and the next meal-- or three :((
i try-- what can i say.
hope you are havin a good day--
how's the race? over yet? who won-- who do you want to win??
i don't do NASCAR-- people AND noise-- in one place? noooop not for me...
i'd rather fish.. in the quiet.. alone-- or with soulman. quiet-- peaceful--- yep--- that's where i wanna be right now-- but noooo... has to be 52 with NO sun today. :(( yep-- that IS cold to me.
laterz
ola, you know not to use charcoal briquettes in that thing, right?
only wood lump charcoal.
I just got home from the play . my spouse is a grouch and he's about to cook our "smoked meat" dujour. :))
I'll update in a while . love me
Hehe, that's an interesting post. Do tell us how the pig ass turned out!! I really don't want you to be nagged about a pig's ass for the rest of your life!!
That post title is cracking me up. haha
Now WHERE are those cleaning fairies when you need them??
yes oldy-- THAT much i do know. :))
and btw--the first bag was free with the egg :)) what a bargain
what IS your meat dujour?
we're trying to figure out where to go... hmmmm. decisions decisions...
will it be mcdonalds, or golden corral ? :))
neither-- but it will be el-cheapo.
have a good rest of the day--
how was the play? was that the female odd couple one?
blur-- you crack me up--
no, i don't wanna be nagged about a pigs ass for the rest of my life either-- but i did somehow let it burn out.. hmmm.. i think i'm forgiven tho-- not much to do about a cold fire, is there?
have a good day-or night.. wth?
jlee-- i don't know--- i sure could use a few though. :))
well, not right now-- cuz i cleaned up-- but next time, maybe a new one...
GYPSY! send some new fairies :))
have a good night J--
Sorry your oink ass turned out poorly, although imagine the breakfast you will have...lol
This day has just sucked ---- I think I have a case of severe spring fever, and man am I pissy...
And then tony didn't take the checkers, although I really didn't think he would, his car just didn't have it at the end. Sort of like me, out of oomph..maybe I need fresh tires, you think?
Ack....
:)
Here in the wonderful state of Alabama they delicately call it Boston Butt. Don't know where the name came from but it is shoulder. From now on Pigs Ass in this household.
Race is over. I don't have a real favorite driver. The young man who won hadn't had a win for a long time and he crossed the finish line fair and clean. Glad Newman won. The loud in racing doesn't bother me but most loud noises just drive me up the wall.
Ola,
the meat du jour is butterflied pork chops. yesterday it was chicken, the day before the chewy ribeye. ALL tasting like smoke.
I just asked him today , "don't you get sick of everything having the same flavor? "
he said "it doesn't"
then went on to lecture me about how "we(people)place too much importance on food. "
ack!
Good lord ! I need some xanax.
He's home til next Sunday.
:)
Where did you wind up going? and Why did your fire go out? or why did you run out of charcoal so fast?
That stuff lasts forever.
how was the play? was that the female odd couple one?
Yes, it was. Only 2 of us (Nosy and me ) went. it was funny ,but we both thought , not as good as the last one we saw.
"I'm hungry...please feed me."
Love me
p.s.
i have a frozen pork ass in my freezer and haven't cooked it yet because I can't forget about the t't't'tumah.
EWWWWWWW!!!!!
Soulman must be wondering what he has to do to get that pigs ass on his plate....lol.
Now you want me to send another fairy huh? Well I shall look through my fairy folder later on today and see what I can find you. Btw I LOVE that pic at the top of the post. Very cute.
Enjoy your dinner wherever you end up but just don't order the pork.
you do mine and I'll do yours..but only if it's good weather. :)
SOunds like a good dinner, but what's the green egg? is that the name of your cooker? I missed something somehow. :)
Happy Sunday!
expired and all! :)
Always,
Crustayyyyy
My kitchen is so scary right now. Oh hell, so are all my rooms. It's skank land round these parts. but weekends are meant for living, not cleaning. :)
LOL :)
That's so funny!
I hardly cook pork... but I do eat sausages, which are made of lips and asses I heard :)
Oh well... maybe one day I'll try to have some chicken butt! Arh :)
I have a dishwasher and STILL despise doing dishes. Because of that I try and wash as I go...only 3 or 4 items at a time. While you're cooking, fill up one side of the sink with the hottest water possible and dishsoap..and then as you dirty things, put them in that dishwater. By the time you finish your meal, the water is cool enough to put your hands in and the dishes in it have been soaked clean. This works pretty good most of the time.
We use a lot of paper plates and cups too.
When my mom cooks it, it's all black on the outside, but oh-so-good on the inside.
Don't you have a dishwasher?
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